This sucks (well for people who hate my show / guts its a good thing) but I’m going to have to go on a short hiatus. I’m not a well boy. The doctors seem to have no clue what’s up with me and I’m awaiting results from x-rays and allergy tests to see what the hell is up with my lungs. They’re not functioning properly and its not all that great.
OK, it is just sitting in front of a microphone and recording a couple of minutes about what I think of Big Brother but this may surprise some of you, there is a bit of preparation that goes into it too and at times it really is too much effort to do it, especiailly if you’d rather be asleep or are sweating profusely for no reason. I want to bring the show back before the end but I can;t promise anything. I’ve already been ill for a good 4 weeks.
This sucks.
This was the cause of the explosion in the episode of the Big Brother Podcast. A bottle of homebrew. nice…
This is what the house have to try and recreate for this weeks shopping task… With no more than 3 significant mistakes… Oh dear!
The housemates will have to chose who does what:
- 4 Housemates must take on the role of the band.
- 1 Housemate must take on the role of choreographer.
- 1 Housemate must take on the role of hair and make up stylist (Big Brother will provide the necessary products for the hair & make-up stylist to style the band.)
- 1 Housemate must take on the role of costume stylist (Big Brother will provide the costume stylist with an array of costumes to choose from.)
Should be fun!
I really think it’s in dire trouble of ruining all the fantastic work it did in the first couple of weeks. There was no need for Stuart to enter, only to shit stir and cause drama in an already working perfect microcosm that is the Big Brother house. The tally is now 17 housemates… Can’t wait for the hidden second house, the halfway house and all this bullshit. This is how they effed up last year.
And Luke needs to seriously stop associating with Sylvia. It could cost him his popularity. I really think that Big Brother are trying to make Mario a star. How much of him being a complete bellend has been shown up to the last episode? A lot… Then nothing. I really can’t stand the bloke. “The manager of people” has no redeeming qualities. I hate how he plays on Mikey being blind. He’s not helpless. Although I thought it was interesting how he laughed heartily when Mikey had put his pants on back to front. Such a caring bloke… No wait, he isn’t…
In other news, I’m going on holiday this friday which means I’ll be not watching Big Brother over the weekend. So my plan is this, I’ll do shows on Tuesday for the nominations etc. and Thursday for my eviciton prediction and stuff. Then my next show will be like next Wednesday as this will give me a chance to catch up on the hours of Big Brother Ive missed. Why am I telling you this? I don’t know.
I’m having quite a lot of fun doing the podcast at the moment. I’m enjoying Big Brother. Quite a bit goes into making an episode of the podcast. More or less sitting there with a pad of paper and a pencil ready to make notes on possible talking points for the show. Unfortunately, alot of my notes will go unused due to them either not being relevant or being old news. There are points I would love to make. Mainly about Alexandra. Last year I fell into the trap of going on a bit too much about Charley. So I don’t just want to dedicate my podcast about how much I dislike a housemate (Fucking Mario…) Anyway…
Alexandra: At first I thought she was alright. Went on a bit too much but had good views etc. She deffo went overboard when laying into Jennifer / Rachel and Bex. When the shoe was on the other foot from Rex she didn’t like it. During the task with Dennis and Rachel / Jennifer (still can’t tell difference) when the housemates were given shocks, she was one of the first ones to throw the towel in cos it was “inhumane” (bullshit BTW). Rex then called her a baby and all this kind of thing etc. Her acting childish about her lighter etc. Rex stealing it and Alex going to the diary room crying cos someone “touched her fings”… Fast forward a few days and Rex is being a bit patronising towards Mohammed. Alex then takes Mohammed aside and asks why he lets Rex talk to him in that way… Back up their skippy! Rex was very friggin’ mild when compared to her. It’s a bit hypocrytical of her. I genuinely think she was shit stirring and now I don’t like her as much as I did originally.
I also want to mention Channel 4’s “Big Ears” show. They’ve now started to podcast it, and thus taking my crown of “most listened to Big Brother podcast”… To be fair though, they do advertise on TV… I don’t mind. I don’t think everyone will stop listening to me. Well at least I hope not. I even doubt anyone reads this blog…
OK, so the podcasts popularity is getting stronger which is uber cool. At the moment I’m beating Gordon Ramsey, Nuts and Fonejacker. Get me. Don’t want to blow my own trumpet but my BB podcast is thrashing one done by a national newspaper. Anyway, enough of my big headedness, I’ve got questions but no answers. Basically, for some reason, a lot of people are downloading the podcast which is really cool. But then nobody wants to get in contact and interact with the show. Nobody has ever emailed in or sent messages on MySpace. I get the occasional text message but they tend to not happen either. It’ll be cool getting people involved. If anyone reads this, please let me know what could be a good way to get people involved. It sounds dumb but I see random MySpaces and they’re getting shit loads of comments and thoughts about Big Brother. I dunno. Maybe I’m going about it all wrong or something. Meh.
OK, just so you all know, I posted my new episode before most of the fansites even mention the supposed housemates Jill Demirel and Shelley Short… See, I am striving to be the most up to date Big Brother Podcast there is… And it seems like I am managing it. Rushed episode. I’ve got to go to work now… Byeeeeeeeee
I’ve been really busy making this site ready for when Big Brother comes on. I think everything is ready and poised for the launch. It should be a fun series. OK, you’ve read this far and you’re thinking: “This blog has nothing to do with Big Brother!” and you’d be right. This is my production blog in case you were interested in the whole “behind the scenes” shit that happens. Anyway, going back to what I was saying, the site I think is almost ready for the launch of Big Brother. I’ve streamlined everything to do with this site so I can produce the most up to date Big Brother podcast there is. I’ve also been working on a live function so you can eavesdfrfop and participate in the recording of the Big Brother Podcast… It all depends on if people want to listen live and stuff… I’ve gone on too much. I want to record a video showing you more behind the scenes of my production but lets see shall we. I’ve gone on too long. Love you!
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